Tennis&Longboarding

poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

(via condorn)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew, via the-girl-who-laughed)

titytwochainz:

on my way to fuck your girl like

that pussy weak but she the last resort

(via agabrielx3)

condorn:

ur like a commercial
No one wants to see u(:

romulusthread:

useful tip never say anything

(via condorn)

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

(via condorn)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via sincerelyxkimberly)