joeyjoe69:

when you suggest something really dumb and everyone says its a good idea

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kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

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netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

(Source: gangdamnstyle)

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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deerhoof:

nosdrinker:

WHY WPULD YOU DRAFT A TACKLE WHEN YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A QUARTERBACK I HATE THIS TEAM

i too hate this team. they are doing the sports all wrong. look at that ball! pass it? don’t touch it with your feet or hands. come on. let’s go team

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