tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

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jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

(Source: katebishopss)

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dx11:

yamatoesies:

zetsue:

becomes president
first speech: i love naruto

second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage 

image

(Source: puppyobito)

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  • white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone

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i do not love dogs any more

cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

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gutsanduppercuts:

Jet Li snapping the neck of one of his greatest opponents; a small, bespectacled child.

gutsanduppercuts:

Jet Li snapping the neck of one of his greatest opponents; a small, bespectacled child.

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taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks)

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officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall)

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

134,184 notes

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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