fuckyeahcyrus:

when my mom drops me off at school

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byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

(Source: scottdisickpage)

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obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

image

(Source: meowthed)

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  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)

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I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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tvpartyorchestra:

Julia Peirone
More Than Violet

Teenagers photographed awkwardly in mid-sentence

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tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

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